{"id":87996,"date":"2007-09-18T14:12:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T14:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=87996"},"modified":"2008-03-25T17:10:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T16:10:21","slug":"preparez-ma-cellule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/preparez-ma-cellule\/","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u00e9parez ma cellule&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/themes\/default\/images\/gap_sept07.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"250\" hspace=\"5\" width=\"177\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">\u2026 \u00e7a n\u2019est plus qu\u2019une question de jours !<br \/>\nDelphinoid et Christine se liguent pour m\u2019envoyer <u><a href=\"http:\/\/assets.madame.lefigaro.fr\/pole_feminin\/exclus\/GAP\/invitation.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ce lien fatal<\/a><\/u>, qui va me pr\u00e9cipiter<br \/>\nd\u00e8s demain chez Gap acheter des monceaux de jean moins chers. Vu la vitesse \u00e0 laquelle je les use \u00e0 coup de boum-boum majestueux, heureusement qu\u2019ils font des promos de temps en temps sinon je ne pourrais m\u00eame plus acheter de sacs, quelle plaie.<br \/>\nEt encore, j\u2019ai du bol de m\u2019int\u00e9resser quasi qu\u2019aux jeans, chez eux, parce que j\u2019en connais qui vont sauter sur les trenchs plus vite que leur ombre ;-)<br \/>\nVoyons le c\u00f4t\u00e9 positif des choses : au moins je pourrai les porter en prison. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 \u00e7a n\u2019est plus qu\u2019une question de jours ! Delphinoid et Christine se liguent pour m\u2019envoyer ce lien fatal, qui va me pr\u00e9cipiter d\u00e8s demain chez Gap acheter des monceaux de jean moins chers. Vu&#8230;<br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/preparez-ma-cellule\/\">Lire la suite \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14974],"tags":[19967],"class_list":["post-87996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bons-plans","tag-gap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}