{"id":130867,"date":"2010-04-22T08:51:47","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T06:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/?p=130867"},"modified":"2010-04-24T13:30:56","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T11:30:56","slug":"les-ongles-de-maia-mazaurette-ne-poussent-pas-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/les-ongles-de-maia-mazaurette-ne-poussent-pas-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Les ongles de Ma\u00efa Mazaurette ne poussent pas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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L’autre jour je prenais un verre avec Ma\u00efa<\/a>, et on s’est mises – forc\u00e9ment – \u00e0 parler de vernis \u00e0 ongles. Et l\u00e0 elle me dit que sa manucure date de 10 jours.<\/p>\n

J’attrape sa main pour regarder ses ongles de pr\u00e8s, et je hurle :<\/p>\n

– Mais pourquoi y’a pas de d\u00e9marcation blanche l\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a pousse ?<\/p>\n

– Ben parce que \u00e7a pousse pas, qu’elle me r\u00e9torque.<\/p>\n

– Comment \u00e7a, \u00e7a pousse pas ?<\/p>\n

– Non, et mes cheveux non plus.<\/p>\n

– Tu es k\u00e9ratine-cursed, en quelque sorte ?, que j’y dis, interloqu\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

– Probab’, qu’elle me r\u00e9pond, hilare.<\/p>\n

J’avais JAMAIS VU CA DE MA VIE ENTIERE. Elle se coupe les ongles genre tous les mois, elle a pas besoin, ils poussent quasiment pas. Je trouve \u00e7a m\u00e9ga cool, ce que je d\u00e9teste le plus dans la manucure c’est le limage des ongles pour les raccourcir.<\/p>\n

Non sans d\u00e9c’, y’en a des parmi vous qui ont des ongles qui poussent pas ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

L’autre jour je prenais un verre avec Ma\u00efa, et on s’est mises – forc\u00e9ment – \u00e0 parler de vernis \u00e0 ongles. Et l\u00e0 elle me dit que sa manucure date de 10 jours. J’attrape sa…
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