{"id":125794,"date":"2009-01-22T08:23:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T07:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/?p=125794"},"modified":"2009-01-25T18:18:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T17:18:59","slug":"ceci-n%e2%80%99est-pas-une-pipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/ceci-n%e2%80%99est-pas-une-pipe\/","title":{"rendered":"Ceci n\u2019est pas une pipe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-125795\" title=\"chausse-pied\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/chausse-pied.jpg\" alt=\"chausse-pied\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Non, c\u2019est un chausse-pied.<br \/>\nUn chausse-botte, plus pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">J\u2019ai une paire de bottes un peu chiantes \u00e0 enfiler et je commen\u00e7ais \u00e0 ab\u00eemer l\u2019int\u00e9rieur du talon, \u00e0 trop forcer dessus.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">J\u2019ai donc achet\u00e9 ce machin d\u2019une esth\u00e9tique douteuse pour 1,90 \u20ac \u00e0 la Halle aux Godasses, mes bottes sont sauv\u00e9es.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Me reste plus qu\u2019\u00e0 trouver un tire-botte comme celui que j\u2019avais quand je montais \u00e0 cheval (et qu\u2019idiotement je n\u2019ai pas conserv\u00e9). Le tire-botte est l\u2019avenir de la femme, rien n\u2019est plus odieux que se p\u00e9ter un an\u00e9vrisme en tirant comme une malade pour retirer ses bottes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">J\u2019ai un peu la flemme d\u2019aller au Vieux Campeur, vous savez si on en trouve dans des vrais magasins de chaussures\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Non, c\u2019est un chausse-pied. Un chausse-botte, plus pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment. J\u2019ai une paire de bottes un peu chiantes \u00e0 enfiler et je commen\u00e7ais \u00e0 ab\u00eemer l\u2019int\u00e9rieur du talon, \u00e0 trop forcer dessus. J\u2019ai donc achet\u00e9 ce machin&#8230;<br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/ceci-n%e2%80%99est-pas-une-pipe\/\">Lire la suite \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":125795,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19950],"class_list":["post-125794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chaussures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125794\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}