{"id":125388,"date":"2008-12-29T08:36:13","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T07:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/?p=125388"},"modified":"2011-12-31T21:10:03","modified_gmt":"2011-12-31T20:10:03","slug":"pourtant-que-la-montagne-est-belle%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/pourtant-que-la-montagne-est-belle%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Pourtant, que la montagne est belle\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Je suis donc descendue de la montagne (en Peugeot, on a les chevaux qu\u2019on peut), o\u00f9 j\u2019ai v\u00e9cu de bien grandes aventures\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Notre h\u00e9ro\u00efne vient de tomber b\u00eatement dans un trou, plac\u00e9 insidieusement par les autochtones (le savoyard est fourbe) juste \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la route. Il lui faudra toute l\u2019aide de g\u00e9n\u00e9reux passants pour sortir de cette f\u00e2cheuse situation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-125389\" title=\"montagne-noel-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/montagne-noel-1.jpg\" alt=\"montagne-noel-1\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Notre h\u00e9ro\u00efne est attaqu\u00e9e par un ours\u00a0!! Il la tra\u00eene cruellement dans la neige rougie de son sang, l\u2019emportant impitoyablement vers sa tani\u00e8re\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-125390\" title=\"montagne-noel-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/montagne-noel-2.jpg\" alt=\"montagne-noel-2\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Notre h\u00e9ro\u00efne va dispara\u00eetre dans l\u2019antre du monstre o\u00f9 l\u2019attendent des oursons insomniaques et affam\u00e9s\u00a0! Elle crie sa terreur et son d\u00e9sespoir\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-125391\" title=\"montagne-noel-3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/montagne-noel-3.jpg\" alt=\"montagne-noel-3\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Notre h\u00e9ro\u00efne s\u2019en est sortie mais, un peu gourdasse et peu habitu\u00e9e aux myst\u00e8res de la Nature, elle vient de coller la manche droite de sa parka pas \u00e9tanche de parisienne dans une belle coul\u00e9e de r\u00e9sine. C\u2019est le teinturier parisien qui va \u00eatre content\u00a0;-)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-125392\" title=\"montagne-noel-5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/montagne-noel-5.jpg\" alt=\"montagne-noel-5\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;\">Quoi\u00a0? Du ski\u00a0?? Non mais vous \u00eates dingues, pourquoi pas du saut \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9lastique, pendant que vous y \u00eates\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis donc descendue de la montagne (en Peugeot, on a les chevaux qu\u2019on peut), o\u00f9 j\u2019ai v\u00e9cu de bien grandes aventures\u2026 Notre h\u00e9ro\u00efne vient de tomber b\u00eatement dans un trou, plac\u00e9 insidieusement par les&#8230;<br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/pourtant-que-la-montagne-est-belle%e2%80%a6\/\">Lire la suite \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":125389,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1475],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-divers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125388\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}