{"id":123957,"date":"2008-03-15T11:06:04","date_gmt":"2008-03-15T10:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/200803156-choses-insignifiantes"},"modified":"2008-05-23T16:05:38","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T14:05:38","slug":"6-choses-insignifiantes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/6-choses-insignifiantes\/","title":{"rendered":"6 choses insignifiantes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/yuccas.jpg\" alt=\"yuccas.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Alors il y a une vaste foule d\u2019au moins 2 personnes et demi qui m\u2019a tagu\u00e9e pour le machin o\u00f9 on doit avouer des trucs pas int\u00e9ressants, je sens que cette entr\u00e9e en mati\u00e8re vous fait vibrer d\u2019excitation.<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Or donc voil\u00e0 :<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\"><o><\/o>1. Ma machine \u00e0 laver vient de d\u00e9chirer un de mes soutifs, la salope.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\"><o> <\/o>2. J\u2019h\u00e9site entre racheter un soutif et racheter une machine \u00e0 laver. Vous me allez me dire : \u00ab c\u2019est pas le m\u00eame usage \u00bb, et vous n\u2019aurez pas tort.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">3. Je suis all\u00e9e \u00e0 l\u2019anniverblog de <a href=\"http:\/\/soisbelleetparle.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Violette <\/a>et <a href=\"http:\/\/www.soglamourous.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Alexiane <\/a>avec un pull t\u00e2ch\u00e9 et un jean trop petit, et j\u2019ai m\u00eame pas pu me bourrer la gueule pour me sentir plus \u00e0 l\u2019aise parce que j\u2019avais d\u00e9j\u00e0 la gueule de bois de la veille et qu\u2019<a href=\"http:\/\/noumeaparis.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Annelise<\/a> m\u2019a interdit d\u2019approcher du bar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">4. Je fais pipi sous la douche, je trouve \u00e7a hyper cool. Vous faites pas pipi sous la douche vous ? Oh allez, vous pouvez avouer, on est entre nous et c\u2019est samedi, le jour de fr\u00e9quentation le plus bas sur les blogs ;-)<o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\"><o><\/o>5. J\u2019ai fabriqu\u00e9 des boutures de yucca en plantant direct des branches dans des pots, et ben elles ont pouss\u00e9. Je croyais que c\u2019\u00e9tait une l\u00e9gende fa\u00e7on Will Smith, il s\u2019av\u00e8re que des fois ma m\u00e8re a raison.<o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\"><o><\/o>6. Ah ben non hein, j\u2019ai plus d\u2019id\u00e9es. Je viens d\u00e9j\u00e0 de vous d\u00e9voiler des trucs pas du tout insignifiantes en r\u00e9alit\u00e9, c\u2019est f\u00eate quoi.<o><\/o><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/yuccas.jpg\" alt=\"yuccas.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Alors il y a une vaste foule d\u2019au moins 2 personnes et demi qui m\u2019a tagu\u00e9e pour le machin o\u00f9 on doit avouer des trucs pas int\u00e9ressants, je sens que cette entr\u00e9e en mati\u00e8re vous fait vibrer d\u2019excitation.<br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Or donc voil\u00e0 :<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\"><o><\/o>1. Ma machine \u00e0 laver vient de d\u00e9chirer un de mes soutifs, la salope.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":123958,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1495],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-informatique-et-blogosphere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123957\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/123958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}