{"id":119846,"date":"2008-02-19T09:44:53","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T08:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=119846"},"modified":"2011-12-31T18:39:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-31T17:39:45","slug":"le-saucisson-dietetique-voire-meme-le-saucisson-feng-shui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/le-saucisson-dietetique-voire-meme-le-saucisson-feng-shui\/","title":{"rendered":"Le saucisson di\u00e9t\u00e9tique&#8230; voire m\u00eame le saucisson feng-shui !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/themes\/default\/images\/diamant_saucisson.jpg\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" height=\"188\" hspace=\"5\" width=\"250\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Je viens de r\u00e9aliser avec tristesse et amertume que le saucisson ne figure sur aucun tableau listant les aliments favorables \u00e0 la sant\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Vous savez, les trucs ultra chiants du genre ; pour la vision nocturne mangez des myrtilles (mais qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019on s\u2019en fiche de la vision nocturne ?<br \/>\nAllo ? Il existe un truc vachement pratique qui s\u2019appelle EDF !)<br \/>\nEt ben le saucisson macache walou, ne figure nulle part, petit caribou.<br \/>\nJ\u2019ai peine \u00e0 croire qu\u2019on ait invent\u00e9 un truc pareil juste pour en faire des calories vides (oui \u00e7a s\u2019appelle comme \u00e7a, c\u2019est comme les chips) ; en m\u00eame temps Mc Do est bien<span>  <\/span>la preuve d\u00e9chirante que tout est possible en ce domaine ma pauvre Lucette.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">Alors tiens crac, j\u2019ai une id\u00e9e : la premi\u00e8re qui me trouvera dans le siflard une vraie valeur nutritionnelle homologu\u00e9e bonne pour la sant\u00e9 (mais s\u00e9rieux hein), je lui envoie une pochette Diamants et saucisson pour la remercier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial\">La premi\u00e8re j\u2019ai dit, pas les 74 premi\u00e8res ;-)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je viens de r\u00e9aliser avec tristesse et amertume que le saucisson ne figure sur aucun tableau listant les aliments favorables \u00e0 la sant\u00e9. Vous savez, les trucs ultra chiants du genre ; pour la vision&#8230;<br \/> <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/le-saucisson-dietetique-voire-meme-le-saucisson-feng-shui\/\">Lire la suite \u00bb<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20092],"tags":[19958],"class_list":["post-119846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-manger","tag-saucisson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.monblogdefille.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}